Thursday, January 13, 2011

The price of unconditional love

I talked to friends and family about the cost of daycare, feedings, clothes, etc. After extensive research I have come to the conclusion that, pound for pound, the most expensive human beings are new born babies and hip hop moguls. Below is a summary of my findings so far. I used the assumption that the average weight of a newborn is 7lbs while the weight of your average hip hop mogul is 185lbs.

So far its close. However with my luck, I'll probably raise a kid who wants to "make it rain" in Disneyland.

3 comments:

  1. Dan, you have truely missed your calling. You should write a book or 12!
    Sarah

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  2. I agree with Sarah, Ben and Aidan!!!

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  3. LOL!! I cant laugh enough I agree with the first comment! U Need to write a book from "The Modern Daddy perspective...." it would be such a hit!! Love reading the posts!! Veronica R.

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