Baby's first restraining order

Wanna see what has been giving me nightmares the past three nights?

My bachelor buddy, Mr. Harrison Parker gave our yet to be born little girl this present. I'm using "mister" because it'll just look more official when I go to the courthouse and apply for an "in utero" restraining order.

As a public service, I'm releasing his picture to make sure your children stay as far away as possible from "the dude who gives bikinis to infants".

Beware of this smiling asshole:

He's constantly drinking, he doesn't even have a job, and he still lives with his parents. There's no way he's dating my daughter.